1.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
2.Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
3.War does not determine who is right – only who is left。
4.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
5.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
6.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
7.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.....