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Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era?
I'm just saying, how do we know it's an Ice age?
Because of all the ice.
 Well, things just got a little chillier.
Help. Help.
Come on, kids, let's go.
The traffic's moving.
But, but, but, Dad.
No buts. You can play extinction later.
OK. Come on, guys.
So, where's Eddie?
He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
Really?
I'm flying.
Some breakthrough.
- Look out.
- You're going the wrong way.
Crazy mammoth.
Do the world a favor.
Move your issues off the road.
If my trunk was that small,
I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.
Give me a break.
We've been waddling all day.
Go ahead.
Follow the crowd.
It'll be quieter when you're gone.
Come on.
If he wants to freeze to death, let him.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Rise and shine, everybody.
Huh?
 Zak?
Marshall?
Bertie?
 Uncle Fungus?
Where is everybody?
Come on, guys,
we're gonna miss the migration.
They left without me.
They do this every year.
Why?
Doesn't anyone love me?
Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?
All right, I'll just go by myself.
Sick.
Wide body, kerb it next time.
Oh, jeez. Yuck.
I can't believe it.
Fresh wild greens.
Frank, where did you ever...?
- Go ahead. Dig in.
- A dandelion.
- I thought the frost wiped 'em all out.
- All but one.
It makes me so... I wanna... Yuck.
This has definitely not been my day.
You know what I'm saying, buddy?
What a mess.
You rhinos have tiny brains.
Did you know that?
It's just a fact.
 No offence.
You probably didn't even know what I'm talking about.
Yummo.
A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.
- Carl.
- Easy, Frank.
He ruined our salad.
My mistake.
That was my mistake.
 Let me...
No, no, seriously, let me take care of this.
What is this?
Pine cones.
 Oh, my goodness.
They're my favorite.
Delicious.
That's good eating.
But don't let me hog them all up.
Here, you have some.
Tasty, isn't it?
Bon appetit.
Now?
Now.
- Just pretend that I'm not here.
- I wanted to hit him at full speed.
- That's OK. We'll have some fun with him.
- Don't let them impale me.
I wanna live.
- Get off me.
- Come on, you're making a scene.
We'll just take our furry pineta and go.
If it's not them today, it's someone else tomorrow.
Well, I'd rather it not be today. OK?
We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing.
Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
- An excellent point.
- Shut up.
Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?
I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
- Save it for a mammal that cares.
- I'm a mammal that cares.
OK, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya, you get the sloth.
That's right, you losers.
You take one step and you're dead.
- You were bluffing, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
Get him.
A dandelion?
We did it.
- You have beautiful eyes.
- Get off my face.
Whoa, we make a great team.
What do you say we head south together?
Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way.
- Wow, really?
- No.
Wait, aren't you going south?
The change of seasons, migration instincts.
- Any of this a-ringing a bell?
- I guess not. Bye.
OK, then.
Thanks for the help.
I can take it from here.
You overgrown weasel.
Wait till we get down there.
 That south thing is way overrated.
The heat, the crowds-who needs it?
Isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about in the wild.
No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.
You're a very shrewd mammal.
OK, lead the way, Mr Big...
Didn't get the name.
- Manfred.
- Manfred? Yuck.
How about Manny the Moody Mammoth?
Or Manny the Melancholy... Manny the...
Stop following me.
OK, so you've got issues. You won't even know I'm here.
I'll just zip the lip.
Look at the cute little baby, Diego.
- Isn't it nice he'll be joining us for breakfast?
- It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm.
An eye for an eye, don't you think?
Let's show him what happens when he messes with sabres.
Alert the troops. We attack at dawn.
And, Diego, bring me that baby alive.
If I'm gonna enjoy my revenge,
I want it to be fresh.
Phew.
I'm wiped out.
- That's your shelter?
- You're a big guy.
You got a lotta wood.
- I'm a little guy.
- You got half a stick.
But with my little stick and my highly evolved brain, I shall create fire.
Fascinating.
We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight.
 Now, won't we?
Think I saw a spark.
Any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, ol' pal?
Isn't there someone else you can annoy?
Friends?
Family?
Poisonous reptiles?
My family abandoned me.
They just kinda migrated without me.
You should see what they did last year.
They woke up early and tied my hands and feet and they gagged me with a fieldmouse, covered their tracks, went through water so I'd lose their scent, and...who needs 'em, anyway?
So what about you?
 You have family?
OK, you're tired.
I see.
We'll talk more in the morning.
Manfred? Manfred?
Could you scooch over a drop?
Come on.
Nobody falls asleep that fast.
Manny.
There's Diego.
Fall back.
- Where's the baby?
- I lost it over the falls.
You lost it?
- I want that baby,
Diego.
- I'll get it.
You'd better, unless you want to
serve as a replacement.
We'll go up to Half Peak.
Meet us there.
It had better be alive.
Can we trust you with that, Diego?
Let's go.
She picked a hair off my shoulder and says,
"If you have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with the same color pelt."
I thought "Whoa. She's gonna go praying mantis on me."
If you find a mate, you should be loyal.
In your case, grateful.
- Now get away from me.
- I think mating for life is stupid.
There's plenty of Sid to go around.
Manny?
Manny?
Look at that.
He's OK.
She's gone.
- Manny, are you forgetting something?
- No.
- But you just saved him.
- I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
But you can't leave him here.
Look, there's smoke.
That's his herd right up the hill.
- We should return him.
- Let's get this straight. There is no "we".
There never was a "we". In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a "you".
- Just up the hill.
- Listen very carefully:
I'm not going.
- Fine, be a jerk.
I'll take care of him.
- Yeah, that's good.
You can't even take care of yourself.
This, I gotta see.
I'll return you.
 We don't need
that meany-weeny mammoth, do we?
No, we don't.
You're an embarrassment to nature.
Do you know that?
This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm gonna die.
Manny.
- That pink thing is mine.
- No. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.
"Us"?
You two are a bit of an odd couple.
There is no "us".
I see. Can't have one of your own,
so you want to adopt.
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt
your snack, but we gotta go.
The baby? Please.
I was returning him to his herd.
Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.
- Calling me a liar?
- I didn't say that.
You were thinking it.
I don't like this cat.
 He reads minds.
- Name's Diego, friend.
- Manfred, and I'm not your friend.
Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans, you're wasting your time. They left.
Thanks for the advice.
Now beat it.
I'll help you bring it to its herd, but leave me alone after that.
- OK. OK, deal.
What's your problem?
- You are my problem.
I think you're stressed, so you eat too much.
It's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
I'm not fat. It's all this fur.
It makes me look poofy.
All right, you have fat hair.
But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
What are you doin'? Just drop it on the ledge.
- We should make sure they found him.
- Good idea.
No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't spear me.
- This is a problem.
- Now what?
That's perfect.
- I told you they were gone.
- Look who it is.
Don't you have some
poor animal to disembowel?
They couldn't be far.
I mean, they went this way, or this way?
You don't know much about tracking, do you?
I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf. That's my tracking.
You didn't miss them by much.
It's still green.
They headed north two hours ago.
It's still green.
They headed north two hours ago.
You don't need this aggravation.
Give me the baby. I can
track humans down a lot faster than you.
And you're just a good citizen helping out?
- I just know where the humans are going.
- Glacier Pass.
Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.
Unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before snow closes the pass.
Which should be, like, tomorrow.
So, you can give that baby to me, or go get lost in a blizzard. It's your choice.
Here's your little bundle of joy.
We're returning it to the humans.
The big, bad tigey-wigey gets left behind.
Poor tigey-wigey.
Sid, tigey-wigey is gonna lead the way.
Manny, can I talk to you for a second?
No. The sooner we find the humans,
the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky Drool-Face,
and the baby, too.
You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you.
And when that day comes, I suggest you
watch your back, cos I'll be chewing on it.
Human-tracker.
 Up front, where I can see you.
Help me.
You gotta make it stop.
I can't take it any more.
- I've eaten things that complained less.
- He won't stop squirming.
- Watch its head.
- Put it down.
Jeez, "pick him up, put him down..."
- Its nose is dry.
- That means something's wrong with it.
- Someone should lick it.
Just in case.
- I'll do it.
- He's wearing one of those baby thingies.
- So?
So if he poops, where does it go?
- Humans are disgusting.
- OK, you. Check for poop.
- Why am I the poop-checker?
- Returning him was your idea,
you're small and insignificant, and I'll pummel you if you don't.
- Why else?
- Now, Sid.
I mean, my goodness.
Look out.
Coming through.
- Watch out.
- Stop waving that thing around.
I'm gonna slip.
It's clean. Got ya!
Will you cut it out?
Do that again. He likes it.
It's making me feel better too.
Here, you hold it.
Turn him towards me.
Where is the baby?
There he is.
Where is the baby?
There he is.
Stop it. You're scaring him.
- I bet he's hungry.
- How about some milk?
- I'd love some.
- Not you. The baby.
I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
- You're a little low on the food chain to...
- Enough.
Enough, enough, enough.
Food.
I don't know, but I've been told
I don't know, but I've been told
End of the world be mighty cold
End of the world be mighty cold
Prepare for the Ice age!
Protect the dodo way of life!
Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!
Protect the dodo way of life!
Prepare for the Ice age!
- Ice age?
- I've heard of these crackpots.
- Intruders.
- Now, don't fall in.
- If you do, you will definitely...
- Intruders. Intruder...
...burn and die.
Can we have our melon back?
Junior's hungry and...
No way. This is our private
stockpile for the Ice age.
Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.
So you got three melons?
If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.
Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you.
- Get away from me.
- Doom on you.
Oh, no. No.
Retrieve the melon.
Tae kwon dodos, attack.
- The melon.
- The melon, the melon, the melon...
There goes our last female.
- Got it, got it, got it.
- Don't got it.
The last melon.
Sid. Now we gotta find more food.
Right, more to the right. Right, right, right.
- Look at that. Dinner and a show.
- Left, left, left.
Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero.
What ho? A foe?
Come on,
come on. You want a piece of me?
Spoils worthy of such a noble...
Bedtime, squirt.
The triumphant return.
Huh? Oh, that.
I'm so full.
 How about a good-night kiss for your big buddy, Sid?
- He's asleep.
- I was talking to you.
Fine, I'll tuck myself in.
All right, good night.
Will you stop it?
All right, all right.
I was trying to relax.
Oy.
- What the...?
- Slice me.
It'll be the last thing you ever do.
- I'm working here, you waste of fur.
- Frustrated, Diego?
Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you?
- What are you two doing here?
- Soto's getting tired of waiting.
Yeah, he said "Come back with the baby, or don't come back at all."
I have a message for Soto.
Tell him I'm bringing the baby.
And tell him I'm bringing... a mammoth.
- A mammoth?
- Mammoths never travel alone.
This one does, and I'm leading him to Half Peak.
Look at all that meat.
Let's get him.
Not yet.
 We'll need the whole pack
to bring this mammoth down.
Get everyone ready.
Now.
- Where's the baby?
- You lost it?
Sid.
It's so ugly.
Positively adorable.
Hello, pumpkin.
Hello, little baldy bean.
- Where'd you find it?
- The poor kid, all alone in the wild.
Sabres were closing in on him.
- So I just snatched him.
- So brave.
Yeah, well, he needed me, and I only wish I had one of my own, too.
Really?
I find that attractive in a male.
Alas.
Who wouldn't want a family, I always say.
- Where've you been hiding?
- Yeah, well, you know...
Cute kid, huh?
So, as I was saying, ladies...
Hey. Hi, Manny.
What's the matter with you?
Excuse me, ladies.
You just keep marinating and I'll be right back.
Sexy.
He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family guy.
Tell me about it.
All the sensitive ones get eaten.
No, no, no. Manny, please,
I'm begging you.
I need him.
- A good-looking guy like you?
- You say that, but you don't mean it.
No, seriously.
Look at you.
Those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
- You have a cruel sense of humor.
- Don't let me cramp your style.
- Thanks, Manny.
 You're a pal.
- Without Pinky.
Manny, I need him.
So, ladies, where were we?
- Carl.
- Easy, Frank.
Pretty tail walks by, suddenly he moves
like a cheetah.
And that tiger...
Yeah, Mr Great Tracker.
Can't even find a sloth.
What am I?
The wet nurse?
What are you looking at, bone bag?
Look at you.
You're gonna grow into a great predator.
I don't think so.
 What have you got?
You got a little patch of fur.
No fangs, no claws.
You're folds of skin wrapped in mush.
What's so threatening about you?
Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Huh?
OK. All right, wise guy.
You just earned a time-out.
You think that's funny?
How about this?
You'll be a little snack for the owls.
You're a brave little squirt, I'll give you that.
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
No. A tiger.
Help. Help.
- Where's the baby?
- Manfred has him.
Just put me in your mouth.
Come on.
Hurry up.
He got me.
Help. 
- Get away from me.
- It went this way.
Over here.
Carl. The tiger beat us to him.
Wait a minute.
He's dead all right.
Carnivores have all the fun.
Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that.
But you know how it is.
All right, thanks.
You can put me down now.
Manny. Manny.
Guys, I thought we were in a hurry.
And Diego, spit that out.
You don't know where it's been.
Boy. For a second there,
I thought you were gonna eat me.
- I don't eat junk food.
- Thought you were gonna...
I thought you were gonna...
Were you?
Come on, wait up. Wait up. Come on,
come on.
Can you wait a second, please?
Fellas.
Thanks for waiting.
Three, two, one...
Sure is faithful.